Men. Can’t live with ’em, can’t leave ’em by the curb when you’re done with ‘em.
November 15, 2017
Email to Jeff
Subject: The worst thing about a 36-year-old man…
He thinks he knows more than a 54-year-old woman…
He wants to take care of me. That is just fucking weird. I can’t help but want to help him. That is also weird. I don’t know Jeff, I don’t know. He won’t even let me fill out a FAFSA for him. He can’t wrap his mind around the idea of going to college.
Lacks vision. Does not lack determination and stubbornness.
Men. Can’t live with ’em, can’t leave ’em by the curb when you’re done with ‘em.
Seriously though… I need to find an equal, not a youngster, not a project. An equal partner.
I cannot fucking do this with this remarkable young man. I can’t. I can’t.
Can I come to your house for Thanksgiving? I bet your wife makes some bitchin’ stuffing. But that cornbread thing is bizarre… Does she do that? Clue her in on the bread cubes…
XOXOXO,
Coco
P.S. Hannah from the Nuthouse is coming over. She’s 19. We are going to drink vodka and smoke weed. Wow. You’re not the only one that can have fun!
Jeff:
What I’m hearing is you all want to have a 3 some!!!!! I’m in
Me:
Weirdo. No, I do not want a threesome. Why don’t you come over here and give me what I want? Motherfucker.
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November 15, 2017
Email to Jeff
Subject: I’ve created a monster
He texts me all the time and calls me every few hours.
How annoying.
He is very sweet though.
Just like me 😊
Jeff:
Gosh, 1 wonder who else does that Lol
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November 17, 2017
Email to Jeff
Just say hi forget about all the emails. Just say hi to me that’s all. I don’t care about all that other shit. I’m worried about you bec I don’t hear from you. Just say hi.
Jeff:
Hello
I’m just busy with work thats all
