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The Vagina Rules
During one of my routine random Googling sessions, I found this article. There is no author attribution. There is no indication I can find anywhere of who wrote it or where it is even from. Was it a class project? A love letter? Simply some random ramblings? Regardless, it is pure literary genius with a timeless message.
Whoever the author is, I think I love him.
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People think men rule the world, but in abstract, it’s women who rule the world. Think about it for a second, why do men try so hard? to get women. Why do men become rockstars? to get women. Why do men study 12 years after college to become plastic surgeons? to get women. Why any man would do any of things he ever did past the age of 15? PUSSY. It’s not money, money is a means to pussy itself. It’s not fame or success. Those are the tools men use to show off and get pussy.
So who rules the world? Is it men? No. Men are basically animals. Yeah, we do have brains but are we defined by our brains? No. We are defined by the size of our penises. That is why China has the most brutal government. Someone has a small wee wee over there. So, even if it is true than men rule the world, bear in mind that they only did what they did to get pussy. So if women weren’t there, none of this would’ve happened. If science is progressing, it’s not because of man’s need to know. It’s because of…
