What have you done for me lately?

To be completely fair, it’s pretty obvious this is a fake profile. A Delta pilot would be college educated and have a grasp of grammar and where to place spaces and commas… (Such a pet peeve of mine!) And it’s also somewhat, but not entirely, safe to assume if a man is educated, he would not be quite so transparently opportunistic. Unfortunately education, for many men, only serves to make them more surreptitious in their opportunism… (Not feeling real generous towards men this morning…)

If anyone recognizes this poor fellow, please let me know so I can get in touch and tell him his pictures have been stolen and are being used on a dating site profile. Although there’s not much to be done about that…