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Ya, but you can’t put sucking cock on your resume.
November 21, 2020
Conversation With the Canadian
Me:
Work was not good. I have another month to get the invoices accurate and then I believe I’ll be let go. Or I’ll leave in shame.
The Canadian:
Oh I’m sure it’s not that bad. You are a fighter. You are a survivor. You persevere.
The Canadian (later):
How are you doing?
Me:
I have a headache from crying so much on the way home from work and yelling at God. She and I had a really big hash out throw down fight.
The Canadian:
You’re home?
Me:
Ya. I’m home. I was going to go out for dinner and a couple of drinks, but we’re in lockdown so no indoor dining.
I’m talking to Katrina about my job. She says it may not be the right fit for me. Truthfully, the only thing I’m really really good at is writing.
The Canadian:
You’re good at a lot of things.
Me:
Ya, but you can’t put sucking cock on your resume.
